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INDEX Canes is better: a constructive essay

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This section is entirely about why Cane's is better than Chick-fila. First of all, Cane's sauce that totally isn't just ketchup and mayonaise mixed together is the greatest thing I have ever gazed eyes upon. What does Chick-fila offer to counter that? Ketchup, not good Chick-fila, not good. Second thing, is the thick and flavorful sesame seed topped texas toast that Cane's so generously offers you is so delicious and filling, Chick-fila is to cheap to give you anything other than the main meal. Clearly their focus is on profits rather than caring for the tastebuds that are so persuasively tricked in the world of modern day fast food. The third thing is Chick-fila's mascot encourges you to "eat mor chikin", spelled like the uneducated bovine they are. They are mocking the integrity of the masses. Is this a company you should respond to by investing in it's message? Would you like your child to come home spelling like that? Cane's however has a nice and fluffy dog as their mascot and dogs are cool and they never spell things wrong, so Cane's wins. The last thing is, what do you do when you wake up on a bright and cherishing Sunday, wadling your way to the coffee pot, you decide today would be a perfect day to feast on some delicious chicken? Can't go to Chick-fila now can you. I hope you can see my reasoning and beliefs and maybe I have helped begin the transition of some of the Chick-fila fans converting to my ideology. Thank you. (P.S I guess Chick-fila has better waffle fries.)