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"Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave."-Creed Bratton
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"I ate a seahorse."-Andy Bernard
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"But on Pretzel Day? I like Pretzel Day."-Stanley Hudson
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" I am Beyonce, always."-Michael Scott
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"Dwight doesn't blow anything up and I wear a costume."-Jim Halpert
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"He said, 'If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.'"-Pam Beesly
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"I hooked up with her on February 13th."-Ryan Howard
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"I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different."-Kelly Kapoor
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"RYAN STARTED THE FIRE."-Dwight Schrute
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"As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they have cancer"-Michael Scott
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"The worst thing about prison was the dementors."-Michael Scott
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"I'm hot, you're hot. Let's get it poppin."-Darryl Philbin
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"I just hope I find it along the way."-Michael Scott
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"Identity theft is not a joke Jim. Millions of families suffer every year!"-Dwight Schrute
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"One day Michael complained about a speed bump on the highway."-Jim Halpert
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"I'll occasionally hit someone with my car."-Michael Scott
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"DID I STUTTER?"-Stanley Hudson
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" I have very little patience for stupidity."-Kevin Malone
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