Top Ten Things You Don’t Want to Hear Before Prom

10. So what time did you want me to pick your dress up?
9. Where do you want to eat? Cicis or Pizza Hut?
8. So my dad is going to be driving and chaperoning us...
7. Here is our limousine... ignore the Dominoes logo.
6. Oh, I forgot I asked you to prom. My date doesn't mind.
5. Didn’t you say you were going to get your own ticket.
4. My tuxedo had a few holes so I patched it up with duct tape.
3. So where do we buy the tickets?
2. I thought prom was next week…
1. Sorry, I can’t go to prom… I have a Halo tournament.

Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Prom

10. The bomb squad is parked outside.
9. The janitor is mixing the punch with his mop.
8. More people are coming out than in.
7. The prom crowns are from Burger King.
6. The snacks are vegetables. No Dip.
5. It's scheduled during school hours.
4. The 70 year old history teacher is the DJ.
3. The mandatory after-prom is held in the library.
2. The principal paid you to come.
1. You're the only one there.